72 Miles From The Sea

CUPID’S LAST HURRAH I’m waiting for cupid’s last hurrah To feel once more his arrowed sting One last lighting bolt From the heavens Si...

ALIMONY VENDOR A sign on the vending machine read This machine takes all your money And gives nothing in return I thought not unlike my...

THE STUFF OF DREAMS Let me say this from the start You’re a lovely bit of stuff I say this in all sincerity You’re a gorgeous piece of ...

FEMININE CONUNDRUM # 2 How is it that women can go through childbirth? With all its inherent agony Yet manage to scare themselves to dea...

LONDON 2012 # 1 After seven long years Of blood sweat and tears The games can commence And that test of human endurance Can come to an...

I felt suitably refreshed after having two showers in fairly close order either side of the lovely Miss Gomez’s display of versatility by gi...

had been a most unproductive Friday and I was not in the best of moods. I had been on the phone all morning, not one of my favourite activi...