72 Miles From The Sea

ARE YOU WEARING PRIESTLY GARMENTS? Are you wearing priestly garments? How good you look in your vestments Can you share any indiscretion...

I’M A GRADUATE OF YALE I’m a graduate of Yale A name you can trust Though I am not elitist I can still do Chubb if I must EINSTEIN A ...

ARE YOU WEARING A RUBBER? Are you wearing a rubber? That’s jumping the gun in my opinion What do you mean you’re not wearing one? Well ...

ARE YOU WEARING A SPORRAN? Are you wearing a sporran? Wow that really is a beut It’s an unusual choice though A sporran with a safari s...

THE SEASONS COME AND GO - SPRING The seasons come and go Almost monotonous I know One after another, as planned Like the sweep of a clo...

ARE YOU WEARING THAT FOR A BET? Are you wearing that for a bet? I can see no other reason To dress like a total pratt Unless it’s the s...

THE LARGE HUNG-OVER NORTHERN ELK The morning after the night before When his head is like a helter-skelta The large hung-over northern ...