72 Miles From The Sea
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Tuesday, 22 February 2011
ANOTHER MIXED COLLECTION OF HUMOUR
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TAKEN ITS TOLL I don’t have a bell to ring Someone’s taken my dingaling I don’t know what’s wrong Someone has taken my dong I don’t know why...
Wednesday, 16 February 2011
A MIXED COLLECTION OF HUMOUR
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HOUSEWIFE When I used to leave the house I kissed my wife goodbye Now as I leave my wife I have kissed the house goodbye LOOSE MORALS #1 She...
Friday, 11 February 2011
LOVE IS.....
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Love is… The beginning And the end And everything in between Love is… Taking moments And making memories Together Love is… The unspoken, The...
Friday, 31 December 2010
New Year Bits
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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION If you have decided You are overweight And a diet is the solution If you have decided This should be Your New Year’s r...
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
A Stocking Full Of Christmas # 2
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CHRISTMAS DAY IS ALMOST HERE Christmas day is almost here The time of year I hold so dear When to tradition we must adhere When to every ear...
A Grown Up Christmas
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EVERYONE IN THE GROTTO KNOWS Everyone in the grotto knows The reason for Santa’s ho ho ho’s And why Santa’s little helper is all aglow Becau...
The Funny Side Of Christmas
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CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 3 It’s Christmas day in the workhouse Just another grey day to endure We have been promised nouvelle cuisin...
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