72 Miles From The Sea

WE STILL BELIEVE IN YOU Master of the universe Great architect of nature Builder of the galaxies Every facet and feature Don’t listen to our...

THE GULF OF MEXICO It’s great to watch Obama Playing his presidential games Talking about kicking ass And taking names He reminds me of King...

HELP LINE I phoned the incontinence help line today “I’m Mrs. Brown, can you help me pray” “Where are you ringing from Mrs. Brown”? I of cou...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 148 Elsie Marley's grown so fine, She won't get up to feed the swine, But lies in bed 'till eight ...

The beautiful game Is one of different hues It can redden your face And cause marital blues Especially when you add An excess of cheap booze...

THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB # 1 Rafa is staying at Anfield So no new regime is brewing There is no new job That he is actively pursuing And it’...

FAIR PLAY DIAGO At the world cup Maradona has called for fair play And he wants referees To understand the meaning he says He could perhaps ...