72 Miles From The Sea

DEFYING GRAVITY # 1 With such widespread use of breast implants There will surely come a time in the next 50 years When there will be a larg...

STAY, STAY, STAY Conscious of the danger to an animal Being left inside a parked car A woman opened the car window So her puppy could get so...

OUT OF SERVICE There was a ship rotting in a naval dock I asked a man if he knew its history He said it was a Minesweeper once I didn’t pres...

HUNTIN’ SHOOTIN’ AND TIPPIN’ There was a craze not long ago A kind of country pursuit A sport known as cow tipping Perpetrated by callow you...

FRANKLY MY DEAR What would a fish say? If it swam into a concrete wall? Well it would probably say “dam” If it said anything at all BAGGAGE ...

A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE A balanced diet Is what is planned Which invariably Means I understand Something healthy Something bland A healthy lifes...

WHERE DO YOU STAND? Just standing in a palace doesn’t make you a Tsar Any more than standing in a garage makes you a car It doesn’t make you...