72 Miles From The Sea

What would you call a man? With a big belly and no dress sense Who never replies to your letters A man that’s too lazy to shave And is obses...

Tiger Woods was undecided, Iron or wood that was the quandary Eventually he settled on A Fire hydrant followed by a tree

Elin was asked what she and Tiger were doing Out and about in the early hours of the morning She said she couldn’t answer for Tiger But for ...

Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards, effortlessly But can only drive a car Little more than three

They tell us we are in the grip of another Catastrophic climate crisis That will drown the world By melting the polar ices Well if you are u...

Being on the top of his sport Tiger Woods is wealthy, And he enjoys the trappings Of being financially healthy He has bought luxury cars Wit...

Sods law has been proven Without any doubt For as the law was being written The pen ran out