72 Miles From The Sea

God bless you Harry Patch The last British Tommy to fall Jack, Jill and Maudie are waiting Can you hear that distant bugle call? The serried...

Soldiers bear the last of the lads In casket draped in the union flag And then a reverent silence falls Before the last post’s mournful call...

The coolest dude at the hospital Is the ultra sound guy But when he is on holiday It’s the hip replacement guy

Was our secret love as special as it seems Or were our liaisons only in my dreams Am I remembering those nights clearly When your heart beat...

They’ve taken all the fun away It’s prohibited from the school day Thanks to the politically correct crusade And the heath and safety brigad...

The angel of the north Standing tall and erect That androgynous monument To the politically correct Disproportionate in aspect On a hill it ...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 38 Ring-a-Ring o'RosiesA Pocket full of Posies"Pig flu! Pig flu!"We all take a sickie! 21st CENT...