72 Miles From The Sea

IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE It was Christmas Eve We were preparing for Christmas day Stuffing the bird and peeling veg Singing of Santa on his slei...

# 1 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Thanks to a litigious culture, and a legal vulture Humpty Dumpty made a big s...

The best way to prepare Your turkey this Christmas Is to keep it simple To minimize the fuss To my way of thinking The best method to apply ...

If when you look in the mirror And you see NO beer belly NO complexion like cracked leather NO bald head or nose like a strawberry If when y...

It was in a seedy club Where I spied her in the gloom And I knew I wanted her As our eyes met across the room Are you wearing stockings? Is ...

My son is like a cat There’s no doubt of that All day long he sleeps While the daylight seeps Then with a few cat licks He hits the pavement...

I would if I could But I can’t so I shan’t How good if I should But I can’t which I grant If I could I know I would But I can’t so I shan’t ...