72 Miles From The Sea

The best way to prepare Your turkey this Christmas Is to keep it simple To minimize the fuss To my way of thinking The best method to apply ...

If when you look in the mirror And you see NO beer belly NO complexion like cracked leather NO bald head or nose like a strawberry If when y...

It was in a seedy club Where I spied her in the gloom And I knew I wanted her As our eyes met across the room Are you wearing stockings? Is ...

My son is like a cat There’s no doubt of that All day long he sleeps While the daylight seeps Then with a few cat licks He hits the pavement...

I would if I could But I can’t so I shan’t How good if I should But I can’t which I grant If I could I know I would But I can’t so I shan’t ...

Every year during the festivities I remember friends and family Those who are no longer with us To celebrate another Christmas And with each...

If you seek a special gift The greatest gift of all Don’t look beneath your tree It was never there at all The greatest Christmas gift Was g...