72 Miles From The Sea

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Monday, 9 June 2008

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG

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Once upon a time in a land far away, Long, long ago on a far distant day There lived a beautiful princess An independent, self-assured noble...
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FINDING THE NEW WORLD

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Maria was asked by the teacher To go to the map and find America The girl walked to the map and pointed “Here it is miss this is America” “W...

THE PERFECT GIFT

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If as a man you feel in life You don’t provide your wife With enough frustration to suit her Then purchase her a home computer

BEFORE COMPUTERS TOOK OVER THE WORLD

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Before computers took over the world A virus was the flu, and a keyboard was a piano A mouse pad was where a single mouse lived And a CD was...

HAIR CARE FOR MEN

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The great thing about being a man Is you can have the same hairstyle for years And waking in the morning with a mustache Doesn’t make you bu...

FURTHER BLONDES

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One night Bimbette asked her friend "Which do you think is farther Florida or the moon?" Peaches replied "Helloooooooooo, can...

AGES OF MAN

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You were once a good boy Mummy’s pride and joy Then you grew into a nice kid Because of the things you did Then you progressed to be a great...
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