Showing posts with label Valentines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentines. Show all posts

Friday 11 August 2023

ROSES ARE FLOWERS

 

Roses are flowers

Violets are flowers

You’re allergic to flowers

Ooops my bad

ROSES ARE RED # 2

 

Roses are red

Apples are green

You are a cutie

And I’m really keen

ROSES ARE RED # 1

 

Roses are Red

But slightly cliché

So, I’ll just say

Happy Valentine’s Day

SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS

 

She was allergic to flowers

I wish she had said

Because I bought her roses

And now she’s dead

WHEN SOMEONE FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU

 

When someone falls in love with you

And you with them it is a precious gift

Making every day like Valentine’s Day

Because the gift of love gives you a lift

VALENTINES # 8

 


Since entering my life, a symphony plays
When before was only monotone
And colour now lives in every plane and facet
Where once was only monochrome

VALENTINES # 7

 


Lover, you still do it for me,
Though you are no longer a dolly chick
Your qualities are plain to see
You still scratch my itch and flick my switch

VALENTINES # 6

 

 

You fill my thoughts before I sleep
And you’re there again when I awake

I have given my heart without regret
I gave it to you for my hearts sake

I have found an all-embracing love
If I lost you my heart would break

VALENTINES # 5

 


Lover you still do it for me,
I’m as ever under your spell
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still ring my bell

VALENTINES # 4

 

 

Lover you still do it for me,
To me you’re lamb and not mutton
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still push my button

VALENTINES # 3

 


Lover you still do it for me,
Though you now have a fuller figure
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still pull my trigger

VALENTINES # 2

 

 

Lover you still do it for me,
With that wiggle when you walk
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still pop my cork

 

Thursday 10 August 2023

VALENTINES # 1

 

Lover you still do it for me,

You are still my object of desire

Your qualities are plain to see

And you still light my fire

BE MY VALENTINES # 6

 

On Valentine’s Day

The valentine card said to the stamp

Stick with me and we'll go places!

While the farmer gave his wife

Hogs and kisses!

And the caveman gave his wife

Ughs and kisses!

And the Persian gave his wife

Rugs and kisses!

BE MY VALENTINES # 5

 

On Valentine’s Day

One pickle said to the other

“Your love means a great dill”

Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day

Because they're very scent-imental!

BE MY VALENTINES # 4

 

On Valentine’s Day

The near-sighted porcupine

Fell in love with a pin cushion!

And the elephant said to his girlfriend

“I love you a ton!”

BE MY VALENTINES # 3

 

On Valentine’s Day

The bat said to his girlfriend

“You're fun to hang around with”

And the paper clip said to the magnet?

“I find you very attractive”

BE MY VALENTINES # 1

 

On Valentine’s Day

The valentine card said to the stamp

Stick with me and we'll go places!

While the farmer gave his wife

Hogs and kisses!

And the caveman gave his wife

Ughs and kisses!

BE MY VALENTINES # 2

 

On Valentine’s Day

The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream

“I'm sweet on you!”

While the pencil said to the paper

“I dot my i's on you!”

And the light bulb asked his girlfriend

Do I mean a whole watt to you?”

MEDICINAL REJECTION

 

“I can't be your valentine

For medical reasons” said Nick

“God is it serious?” he asked

“No you just make me sick”