GULF OF IRONY

 

America doesn’t need to invade

To find oil anymore

Because in an ironic twist of fate

Oil is invading their shore

A GULF OF DIFFERENCE

 

I must say I like President Obama

He does his job with great aplomb

But admitting defeat in the gulf

Is a step to which he might have to succumb

For what he faces in the Gulf of Mexico

Is a problem that America can’t bomb

THE GULF IS EVIDENT

 

The gulf is evident

Between man and president

The gulf is clear

Between success and failure

The gulf is a disaster

For president Obama

THE GULF OF MEXICO

It’s great to watch Obama

Playing his presidential games

Talking about kicking ass

And taking names

 

He reminds me of King Canute

Standing on the beach

As his political grasp

Exposes the shortness of his reach

 

I think the irony of the situation

Is well suited

As one of the great polluters

Have now become the polluted

LOCKERBIE LAMENT

 

The grieving families

Of Al Megrahi’s victims

Have no truck with mercy

Or Scotland’s political whims

They say they want justice

For their loved ones

But most just want vengeance

When all said and done

In their grief they crave

Justice for the just

Al Megrahi’s death itself

Won’t satisfy the bloodlust

Because withering away

Consumed by cancers hand

Is an inadequate passing

For such a man

Perhaps some more public end

Shown on live TV

A public execution

For all the world to see

Stoning him to death

On the Whitehouse lawn

With Obama saying “yes we can”

As the families look on

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

 

A breath of fresh air

Comes our way

As he struts the stage

Like JFK

And talks the talk

Like Martin Luther King

As he galvanizes allies

From either wing

He holds our hopes

In his African American hands

Let’s hope he fulfils

All his promised plans

And that Barack Obama

The young congressman

Leads us as President

To Dr Kings promised land

GULF OF MEXICO

THE GULF OF MEXICO

It’s great to watch Obama
Playing his presidential games
Talking about kicking ass
And taking names

He reminds me of King Canute
Standing on the beach
As his political grasp
Exposes the shortness of his reach

I think the irony of the situation
Is well suited
As one of the great polluters
Have now become the polluted

THE GULF IS EVIDENT

The gulf is evident
Between man and president
The gulf is clear
Between success and failure
The gulf is a disaster
For president Obama

A GULF OF DIFFERENCE

I must say I like President Obama
He does his job with great aplomb
But admitting defeat in the gulf
Is a step to which he might have to succumb
For what he faces in the Gulf of Mexico
Is a problem that America can’t bomb

GULF OF IRONY

America doesn’t need to invade
To find oil anymore
Because in an ironic twist of fate
Oil is invading their shore

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

A breath of fresh air
Comes our way
As he struts the stage
Like JFK
And talks the talk
Like Martin Luther King
As he galvanizes allies
From either wing
He holds our hopes
In his African American hands
Let’s hope he fulfils
All his promised plans
And that Barack Obama
The young congressman
Leads us as President
To Dr Kings promised land