WHAT SHAPE IS A KISS

 

What shape is a kiss?

Oh, my now I’m in a pickle

Well, if you press me

I would say it’s a lip-tickle

A YOUNG MAN STOLE A KISS FROM HER LIPS

 

A young man stole a kiss from her lips

And to his surprise she didn’t have a fit 

Instead, she smiled and said to him

“Just put that back from where you took it”

WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

What is an Australian kiss?

Do you ever wonder?

Well, it’s the same as a French kiss,

Only it’s down under.

THE BIKER AND THE PRETTY MISS

 

A big tattooed hairy biker

Noticed as he was riding by

A girl stood on the ledge,

Of a bridge way up high.

The biker stopped his bike

And asked the girl why

She was stood on the ledge

“I’m going to jump” was her reply

He shook his head in disbelief

That she would want to die

So, he made her a proposition

Before you commit suicide

Give me a kiss, pretty miss

Give me a kiss as your goodbye

The little miss agreed to the kiss

A kiss to be remembered by

So, the biker and the pretty miss

Engaged in a kiss of goodbye

An embrace of passionate fire

That seemed to lift them up high

When it was over, and they parted

The biker said “my oh my oh my

That was the best kiss I ever had

And you want to commit suicide why?

You can kiss so well, what a waste

Tell me why, do you want to die?”

“That’s easy, my parents don’t like me

Dressing as a girl,” she replied

KISSING BY NUMBERS

KISS NUMBER ONE

The first nervous kiss,
When tentative
And hesitant lips
Lacking confidence
Lacking conviction
Miss their mark
And teeth collide

KISS NUMBER TWO

The second kiss
More eagerly awaited
Full of conviction
Yet over confident
Hearts race unchecked
When over eager lips
Engage like spaceships docking
And both parties forget to breathe

KISS NUMBER THREE

The third kiss
Is eager yet restrained
Slow yet purposeful
And when lips meet
Hearts start racing
But each moment is savoured
This kiss, though not life changing
Will be remembered