IF GETTING SEXUAL GRATIFICATION

 

If getting sexual gratification

From the Beano is your belief

Then that would be known

To most people as Comic relief

THAT’S A RELIEF

 

I was arrested in my local paper shop today

And taken to the nearest station without delay

I had masturbated over a copy of the Beano

But as it was for Comic Relief the police let me go

IF GETTING SEXUAL GRATIFICATION

 

If getting sexual gratification

From the Beano is your belief

Then that would be known

To most people as Comic relief

THAT’S A RELIEF

I was arrested in my local paper shop today
And taken to the nearest station without delay
I had masturbated over a copy of the Beano
But as it was for Comic Relief the police let me go