ELECTRONIC BANKING # 2

Electronic banking

Is the way it is done

Lightning fast transfers

At the touch of a button

 

Though not necessarily

The fastest way of course

Nothing transfers funds

Faster than divorce 

ELECTRONIC BANKING # 1

 

Electronic banking

Is a wonderful thing

Lightning fast transfers

In the modern age

 

Though not the fastest

By any shape or means

Nothing transfers funds

Faster than marriage

PERSONAL BANKING

 

I went to my bank yesterday

As I went to work, it’s on my way

I said to the cashier Miss Valance

“Hello, can you check my balance”

She replied “yes certainly Mr. Dover”

Then walked round and pushed me over

GIRL IN THE WINDOW

 

I queued in the building society

Waiting my turn patiently

At window number one

Sat a blonde tanned by the sun

And at window number two

A petite brunette was in view

I waited, wondering excitedly

Which young beauty would serve me

When light number three came alight

I was faced with a dreadful sight

The girl looked like a moose

With flesh all flabby and loose

With hair unkempt and wild

Doubtless she was the love child

Of a coupling quite absurd

Like Arthur Mullard and Bella Emberg

WHAT A LOAD OF BANKERS

Bonuses are a reward for a job well done
In short they have to be earned
But you gave yourselves bonuses
While you were fucking up the world
You even gave yourselves bonuses
When we all knew you’d fucked up the world
And you gave yourselves bonuses
While we bailed you out from your fuck ups
And now you are rewarding yourselves again
But not for a job well done
Now you’re giving yourselves bonuses
Simply for not fucking up