TITTER YE NOT AMY rewrite

The pop diva Amy Winehouse
It was announced in the press today
May stay in Frankie Howerd’s old house
if Amy’s Mum manages to get her way

Her mum told her she has to go to rehab
But Amy said nay, nay and thrice nay

TITTER YE NOT AMY

 

The pop diva Amy Winehouse

It was announced in the press today

Is to buy Frankie Howard’s old house

After she’s been to rehab for a short stay

She was told she had to go to rehab

Though she said nay, nay and thrice nay

DR. NO, NO, NO

 

In 2008

The next James Bond movie theme

Is to be performed

By Amy Winehouse it would seem

I heard her described

As Shirley Bassey with tattoos

Perhaps more accurately she’s

A tatty Shirley Bassey in my view

TITTER YE NOT AMY

The pop diva Amy Winehouse
It was announced in the press today
May stay in Frankie Howerd’s old house
If Amy’s Mum manages to get her way
Her mum told her she has to go to rehab
But Amy said nay, nay and thrice nay