MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 9
My son jokes about my age
His humour is unforgiving
He says my first driving license
Was probably written in Latin
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 7
“You'll never guess my name”
Taunted Rumpelstiltskin.
“I know” she said “but that’s because
Of the Gimp Mask you’re wearing”
THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
The Thanksgiving Turkey
Risked being stricken
When he crossed the road
To prove he wasn't chicken!
MY SISTER BROKE UP WITH HER MR RIGHT
My sister broke up with her Mr Right
After only a few days,
Because it turned out
That his first name was always
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 2
I went into hospital for minor surgery
And the anaesthetist was a bit of a clown
“Did this patient sign the organ Doner form?”
He said as I was lying there in my gown
I PHONED THE DENTIST IN SOME DISTRESS
I phoned the dentist in some distress
And I had to get a bit shirty
The receptionist finally booked me
An appointment at Tooth Hurty.
STEP BROTHER
When I got home from work
My brother came into view
He was laying on the doorstep
But hey that’s Matt for you
SOMEBODY TRASHED THE BIKE
Somebody trashed the bike
Of the school bully, Michael
It was after an anti-bullying lecture
Entitled “let’s break the cycle”
I HEARD A VERY APT DESCRIPTION
I heard a very apt description
Of Gardening the other day
It suggested that Gardening was
Grown-ups going outside to play
SOME PEOPLE ARE DOWN BEAT
Some people are down beat
And see life as a negative
But I was born to be an optimist
Even my blood type is B Positive
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