Halloween Tales 2014

ARE YOU WEARING GOBLIN EARS?

Are you wearing Goblin Ears?
As someone’s Halloween treat
I would just ask you one thing
Do you also have hairy feet?

ARE YOU WEARING A GHOST OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a ghost outfit?
I know it’s only a white sheet or too
But if I let you scare me once or twice
Then can I put the willies up you

SNIP! SNAP! HALLOWEEN

Snip! Snap! Dragon!
Here comes the flaming bowl
So let mischief take its toll
Just as this Halloween comes
Snatch at the feast of plums
In amongst the Brandy’s flame
It’s our favourite Halloween game
Snip! Snap! Dragon!

ARE YOU WEARING WEREWOLF EARS?

Are you wearing Werewolf ears?
It’s an unusual look for a girl
But if you’re a bit of an animal
I’m happy to give it a whirl

ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILS TAIL?

Are you wearing a Devils Tail?
As someone’s Halloween surprise
I hope you’re as devilish as you look
And not some angel in disguise

AT THE GHOSTLY HOUSE

At the ghostly house
There is a familiar theme
Because for desert
They always have ice scream

ARE YOU WEARING A GHOULISH OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a ghoulish outfit?
It’s made from an old bed sheet isn’t it?
That could be useful when the fun begins
As it could cover a multitude of sins

ARE YOU WEARING A DEVILISH OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a devilish outfit?
Just the thing for a Halloween night
A real devilish red bloodied treat
All sinful red and ultra-skin tight

ALL GOOD GHOSTLY KIDS

All good ghostly kids
Are brought up good and true
And they will never spook
Until they’re spooken to

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Halloween outfit?
Well you really do look good in it
And it doesn’t look risqué, not a bit
It’s a really cracking little outfit
Though all the emphasis is on the fit

ARE YOU WEARING A FRANKENSTEIN OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Frankenstein outfit?
Well Frankenstein’s creation I’d guess
Oh you’re not wearing a mask at all
And that’s all just anaphylaxis

I BUY MY WIFE A GIFT FOR HALLOWEEN

I buy my wife a gift for Halloween
Though not the gift giving season
Because Halloween is like Christmas
For witches and that’s the reason

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?

Are you wearing a witch’s hat?
Or is it just a kind of mirage
And did you just call that
Broom cupboard your garage

ARE YOU WEARING A DRACULA OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Dracula outfit?
Well I promise not to put up a fight
And at the end of the Halloween party
I will let you have more than bite