I JUST BOOKED A TABLE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY
I just booked a table for Valentine's Day
For me and my wife
I hope she likes it, even though she can’t
Play snooker to save her life
THE ST VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE
The St Valentine’s Day massacre
That was a bloody occasion
Which just shows what happens
If you don’t make a reservation
ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE?
Are you wearing your heart on your sleeve?
I know you’re in love that I truly believe
But I still don’t know if you’re in love with Eve
Or if your preference is for her brother Steve