21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 277

Is John Smith within?
Yes there was one to begin
Followed by many more Smiths
And now I’m quite pithed

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 278

This is the way the ladies ride
yes, yes, yes. oh yes

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 279

This is the way the gentlemen ride
Gallop-a-trot,
Gallop-a-trot!
This is the way the gentlemen ride
Get out of the way you oiks


21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 280

This is the way the farmers ride
Hobbledy-hoy!
Hobbledy-hoy!
This is the way the farmers ride
Get off my land you rambling bastards

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 281

Hush baby, my doll,
I pray at this juncture
My sweet baby doll
Hasn’t got a puncture

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 282

Four and Twenty tailors
Went to kill a snail;
But natural England
Had them sent to jail

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 283

If clouds or mists do dark the sky
And they make you feel glummer
Don’t let them get you down
It’s just the English summer