I LIKE THE SPORTING BANTER
I like the sporting banter
Surrounding sporting Rivalry
But there is a fine line
Separating it from tribalry
GOLF MODE
A man got on the bus
And sat down next to Bimbette
He smiled warmly at her
And briefly their eyes met
Full of golf balls
His bulging front trouser pockets
Caught her attention
Her eyes almost left their sockets
He said "its golf balls."
And Bimbette said “Oh”
Then continued, "Does it hurt
As much as tennis elbow?"
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