PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY
He was blessed most verily
With a photographic memory
It was never developed sadly
THE HARDER THEY FALL
A universal truth of worth
On which you can truly depend
If they get too big for the britches
They’ll be exposed in the end
FIRST SIGNS OF AGEING
She looked in the mirror
Then she started to cry
She had seen her first grey hair
And she thought she'd dye
ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE - ACUPUNCTURE
When you finish the treatment
You feel like number one
I would certainly recommend it
Acupuncture is a jab well done
CITY OF ANGELS
The smog sits over Los Angeles
On another California day
But when the smog finally lifts
U.C.L.A.
A SEISMIC SHIFT
An eminent professor thought
Her earthquake theory was sound
But soon found her knowledge
Was on very shaky ground
WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS
With marriage she got a mixture
Of happiness and stress
A husband and a companion
And a new name and a dress
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