Wednesday 28 April 2010

PHILOSOPHICAL HUMOUR

WHERE DO YOU STAND?

Just standing in a palace doesn’t make you a Tsar
Any more than standing in a garage makes you a car
It doesn’t make you a cook if you stand in a kitchen
So just going to church doesn't make you a Christian

PHILOSOPHICAL FACT

Everyone is entitles to their own opinion
I have no argument with that
But I would very strongly make the point
They cannot have their own facts

PHYSICS QUESTIONS

Physicists pose important questions
Beneath the Swiss mountain slopes
With their large Hadron collider
And when for the answers they grope
Is the tool that measures their success
Going to be called a collider scope?

CLEAN SWEEP

A clean desk is the sign
Of a sick mind
A clean house is the sign
Of a wasted life
A clean mind is….
Just unnatural

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